Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you The reason we don't have socialized medicine is the same reason you didn't join the European Union

what if i told you The reason we don't have socialized medicine is the same reason you didn't join the European Union  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you ENTS aren't the only ones who can enjoy things

what if i told you ENTS aren't the only ones who can enjoy things  Matrix Morpheus

freshers, what if i told you That in 2 weeks you won't care about hall rivalries

freshers, what if i told you That in 2 weeks you won't care about hall rivalries  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that bandz a make her dance

what if i told you that bandz a make her dance  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you [10] guy isn't analogy guy

what if i told you [10] guy isn't analogy guy   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you God isn't real and was a total creation of mad men in the earliest years of existence? Hence crushing humans from advancing for several hundred years.

what if i told you God isn't real and was a total creation of mad men in the earliest years of existence? Hence crushing humans from advancing for several hundred years.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you That the large diet coke you just ordered doesn't negate the super-size Big Mac meal you're about to eat

what if i told you That the large diet coke you just ordered doesn't negate the super-size Big Mac meal you're about to eat  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you real life karma is more important than reddit karma

what if i told you real life karma is more important than reddit karma  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you I am under the influence as we speak

what if i told you I am under the influence as we speak  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you I was a character on peewee's playhouse

what if i told you I was a character on peewee's playhouse   Matrix Morpheus
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