Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you don't have to go on r/trees, if you don't like stoners

what if i told you you don't have to go on r/trees, if you don't like stoners  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Mr.Thomson uses your hair as an excuse to touch you

what if i told you Mr.Thomson uses your hair as an excuse to touch you  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you That retweets are actually reposts?

what if i told you That retweets are actually reposts?  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told There are people that are watching the midnight release of the dark knight right now

What if I told There are people that are watching the midnight release of the dark knight right now  Matrix Morpheus

Guess what Voy a poner mi pene en tu culo

Guess what Voy a poner mi pene en tu culo  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you denouncing god and becoming an atheist is one of the metaphors implied by neo waking up in 'The Matrix'

what if i told you denouncing god and becoming an atheist is one of the metaphors implied by neo waking up in 'The Matrix'  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Your opinion is irrelevant?

what if i told you  Your opinion is irrelevant?   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you inviting someone to a party at your house and then being a bitch to them all night isn't cool?

what if i told you inviting someone to a party at your house and then being a bitch to them all night isn't cool?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Stereotyping Americans as being racist is also racist

what if i told you Stereotyping Americans as being racist is also racist  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you it doesn't matter where you take a shit

what if i told you it doesn't matter where you take a shit  Matrix Morpheus
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