Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you sometimes women watch brazzers, too.

what if i told you sometimes women watch brazzers, too.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Tard isn't actually grumpy, and we're putting false thoughts in his head...

what if i told you Tard isn't actually grumpy, and we're putting false thoughts in his head...   Matrix Morpheus

You like a bitch with no ass You ain't got shit

You like a bitch with no ass You ain't got shit  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you're supposed to eat food, not take pictures of it

what if i told you you're supposed to eat food, not take pictures of it  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you displaying a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man doesn't make me want to shop at your store

what if i told you displaying a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man doesn't make me want to shop at your store  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you don't need to swerve left to turn right

what if i told you you don't need to swerve left to turn right  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you There are just as many idiots on the internet as there are in real life

what if i told you There are just as many idiots on the internet as there are in real life  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told on you

what if i told on you   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you That coco pops are just rice bubbles with chocolate on them

what if i told you That coco pops are just rice bubbles with chocolate on them  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Rubeus Hagrid has the best death metal voice of all time

what if i told you Rubeus Hagrid has the best death metal voice of all time  Matrix Morpheus
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