Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you are doing even less

what if i told you you are doing even less  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you if a confession bear is good and it isn't on a throwaway account, it probably isn't true.

what if i told you if a confession bear is good and it isn't on a throwaway account, it probably isn't true.  Matrix Morpheus

if you poop in the matrix you poop in real life

if you poop in the matrix  you poop in real life  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you the berks girl is not hot but only mildly attractive

what if i told you the berks girl is not hot but only mildly attractive  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you too many memes are making reddit lame

what if i told you too many memes are making reddit lame  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you hashtags on facebook do nothing but make you look like a retard

what if i told you hashtags on facebook do nothing but make you look like a retard  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you the ICA coupon is just a ploy to distinguish the idiots among your facebook friends.

what if i told you the ICA coupon is just a ploy to distinguish the idiots among your facebook friends.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you also need to change your diet

what if i told you you also need to change your diet  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you You don't need religion to be a decent person

what if i told you You don't need religion to be a decent person  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you If someone is trying to explain why they disagree with you, and you're getting angry, it may be a sign you're wrong?

what if i told you If someone is trying to explain why they disagree with you, and you're getting angry, it may be a sign you're wrong?  Matrix Morpheus
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