Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you there are literally millions of other ways to waste time on the internet

what if i told you there are literally millions of other ways to waste time on the internet  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you there is no essential carbohydrate?

what if i told you there is no essential carbohydrate?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you That Mormons think God was once a man.

what if i told you That Mormons think God was once a man.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you just because a guy has a giant dick doesn't mean he's incapable of being gentle with it

what if i told you just because a guy has a giant dick doesn't mean he's incapable of being gentle with it  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Elias Beecher was a Mummy

what if i told you Elias Beecher was a Mummy  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Good girl college liberal was high on acid

what if i told you Good girl college liberal was high on acid  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you PewDiePie married a barrel.

what if i told you PewDiePie married a barrel.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you the only reason I'm telling you to go to bed is so I can masturbate

what if i told you the only reason I'm telling you to go to bed is so I can masturbate  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Every RIT party i went to had more girls then guys

what if i told you Every RIT party i went to had more girls then guys  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you just because i don't like something that's popular, it doesn't make me a "hater"

what if i told you just because i don't like something that's popular, it doesn't make me a
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