Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you You're going to be an uncle

What if I told you You're going to be an uncle  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you playing league of legends give you aids

what if i told you playing league of legends give you aids  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Rooting for the Pirates to reach .500 is more gratifying than buying a World Series

what if i told you Rooting for the Pirates to reach .500 is more gratifying than buying a World Series  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you ctrl+shift+t opens up your last tab

what if i told you ctrl+shift+t opens up your last tab  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you no matter how much we argue about religion no one's ever going to "win"

what if i told you no matter how much we argue about religion no one's ever going to

What if I told you that I am also Cowboy Curtis

What if I told you that I am also Cowboy Curtis  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you That you just read this in my voice.

what if i told you That you just read this in my voice.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you That Colin kaepernick would be Super Bowl mvp

what if i told you That Colin kaepernick would be Super Bowl mvp  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you making fun of 12-12-12 posts is the same as those 12-12-12 posts

what if i told you making fun of 12-12-12 posts is the same as those 12-12-12 posts  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you just by asking to use the computer they will move

what if i told you just by asking to use the computer they will move  Matrix Morpheus
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