Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you can shit on any part of the grass

what if i told you you can shit on any part of the grass  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you You can watch My Little Pony without repeatedly rubbing everyone else's faces in it

What if I told you You can watch My Little Pony without repeatedly rubbing everyone else's faces in it  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you The rock vs pop battles will take place in a boxing ring?

What if I told you The rock vs pop battles will take place in a boxing ring?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you /r Trees do not upvote everything

what if i told you /r Trees do not upvote everything  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you My leather jacket is from Morocco

what if i told you My leather jacket is from Morocco   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you're really funny

what if i told you you're really funny  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that being an engineering major doesn't make you intelligent

what if i told you that being an engineering major doesn't make you intelligent  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you not every picture you take needs a instagram filter

what if i told you not every picture you take needs a instagram filter  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you everyone knows that the fast food sign pictures are fake?

what if i told you everyone knows that the fast food sign pictures are fake?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that complaining about Diablo posts is starting to get as annoying as posting about Diablo

what if i told you that complaining about Diablo posts is starting to get as annoying as posting about Diablo  Matrix Morpheus
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