Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you My glasses don't connect to my ears

what if i told you My glasses don't connect to my ears  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you the need to be orderly is not the same as OCD

what if i told you the need to be orderly is not the same as OCD  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you You have always been too high to notice the reflection in my sunglasses

what if i told you You have always been too high to notice the reflection in my sunglasses   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT

what if i told you WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you all Redditors are secretly conservatives and are sarcastically commending Obama

What if I told you all Redditors are secretly conservatives and are sarcastically commending Obama  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Guy Fawkes wasn't the hero that you think he was

what if i told you Guy Fawkes wasn't the hero that you think he was  Matrix Morpheus

what if I told you arguing with christians over the existance of a god only makes matters worse

what if I told you arguing with christians over the existance of a god only makes matters worse  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you most people in the northeast of the us are athiests or agnostic, it's just the middle of the country that's batshit crazy

what if i told you most people in the northeast of the us are athiests or agnostic, it's just the middle of the country that's batshit crazy  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you writing "no copyright infringement intended" when posting copyrighted material is like saying "no murder intended" while stabbing someone

what if i told you writing

what if i told you Most people haven't finished a game in two days

what if i told you Most people haven't finished a game in two days  Matrix Morpheus
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