Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you after you cum you will be disgusted with what you have done

what if i told you after you cum you will be disgusted with what you have done  Matrix Morpheus

what what did you just say?

what what did you just say?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you PS4 is going to let third party publishers decide if they'll restrict trading and selling games, and Xbox One is doing the exact same thing

what if i told you PS4 is going to let third party publishers decide if they'll restrict trading and selling games, and Xbox One is doing the exact same thing  Matrix Morpheus

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU... THAT YOU ARE A NERD

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU... THAT YOU ARE A NERD  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you're reading this in my voice

what if i told you you're reading this in my voice  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you All of your memes about the safe aren't funny or original

what if i told you All of your memes about the safe aren't funny or original   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you not every problem in the 90s was related to dialup internet

what if i told you not every problem in the 90s was related to dialup internet   Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you You don't need preworkouts to workout

What if I told you You don't need preworkouts to workout  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you There are ways of getting people to like you that don't involve showing your boobs, vagina, or rectum

what if i told you There are ways of getting people to like you that don't involve showing your boobs, vagina, or rectum  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you You dropped those socks on the way to do laundry

what if i told you You dropped those socks on the way to do laundry  Matrix Morpheus
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