Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Windows key + D brings you to the desktop

what if i told you Windows key + D brings you to the desktop  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that just because something has squinted eyes, does not instantly mean it's at a [10]

what if i told you that just because something has squinted eyes, does not instantly mean it's at a [10]  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Nobody likes fat girls with tights

what if i told you Nobody likes fat girls with tights  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Over-educated problems are just a way to make people feel smarter than they really are.

what if i told you Over-educated problems are just a way to make people feel smarter than they really are.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you pastafarianism is a religion

what if i told you pastafarianism is a religion  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you crying doesn't fix your problems

what if i told you crying doesn't fix your problems  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you going to a taylor swift concert with your girlfriend was just the begining?

what if i told you going to a taylor swift concert with your girlfriend was just the begining?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you if you pee in the dream world, you pee in the the real world.

what if i told you if you pee in the dream world, you pee in the the real world.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you midichlorians are a scientific explanation for the force and it's hypocritical for atheists to prefer a bunch of spiritual nonsense

what if i told you midichlorians are a scientific explanation for the force and it's hypocritical for atheists to prefer a bunch of spiritual nonsense  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that kim jong-un doesn't give a flying fuck about what we think about him

what if i told you that kim jong-un doesn't give a flying fuck about what we think about him  Matrix Morpheus
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