Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you If you stick your dick in crazy you'll make it to the front page?

what if i told you If you stick your dick in crazy you'll make it to the front page?  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you that I am also Samuel L Jackson?

What if I told you that I am also Samuel L Jackson?  Matrix Morpheus

suck hashtags on facebook do nothing?

suck  hashtags on facebook do nothing?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you I never said "What if I told you" in the Matrix Trilogy

what if i told you I never said

what if i told you More boobs are cool too

what if i told you More boobs are cool too  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that complaining about memes you don't like only draws more attention to them

what if i told you that complaining about memes you don't like only draws more attention to them  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you leaving your bitch shield on full blast all the time guarantees that jerks and creeps are the only ones who will try to talk to you

what if i told you leaving your bitch shield on full blast all the time guarantees that jerks and creeps are the only ones who will try to talk to you  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you we don't need to make a meme out of every picture that reaches the front page of reddit

what if i told you we don't need to make a meme out of every picture that reaches the front page of reddit  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that the song Carolina was about a female named Carolina?

what if i told you that the song Carolina was about a female named Carolina?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you pressing the button again doesn't make the elevator arrive sooner

what if i told you pressing the button again doesn't make the elevator arrive sooner  Matrix Morpheus
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