Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you being an adult doesn't make you any smarter

what if i told you being an adult doesn't make you any smarter  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Overly manly man is just insanity wolf

what if i told you Overly manly man is just insanity wolf  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Ma'rton is the only girl in the world

what if i told you Ma'rton is the only girl in the world  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Aliens are actually drawing dick pictures on the earths surface

what if i told you Aliens are actually drawing dick pictures on the earths surface  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Karma is meaningless

what if i told you Karma is meaningless  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you your anti-religious circlejerking is more annoying than those that preach religion.

what if i told you your anti-religious circlejerking is more annoying than those that preach religion.   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you You can interact with religious people and not be a judgmental asshole

what if i told you You can interact with religious people and not be a judgmental asshole  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you we know you're not actually sleeping

what if i told you we know you're not actually sleeping  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you That revving your motorcycle's engine in my neighborhood at night doesn't make you seem badass?

what if i told you That revving your motorcycle's engine in my neighborhood at night doesn't make you seem badass?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you people do not disapprove of your lifestyle, they disapprove of public displays of affection

what if i told you people do not disapprove of your lifestyle, they disapprove of public displays of affection  Matrix Morpheus
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