Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you Bros before ho's works for her too

What if I told you Bros before ho's works for her too  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you If we cut $85 billion just from the military, we'd still be spending $480 billion dollars more on it than any other country

what if i told you If we cut $85 billion just from the military, we'd still be spending $480 billion dollars more on it than any other country  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you I have actually watched Peter Griffin saying "OMG WHO THE HELL CARES" FOR AN HOUR

what if i told you I have actually watched Peter Griffin saying

what if i told you Afrojack is almost as tall as Dwight Howard?

what if i told you Afrojack is almost as tall as Dwight Howard?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that the question of whether or not Bigfoot is physically real or purely mythological is actually irrelevant

what if i told you that the question of whether or not Bigfoot is physically real or purely mythological is actually irrelevant  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you It's actually the year 4,540,000,013

what if i told you It's actually the year 4,540,000,013  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you The U.S. media is more likely to cover a bombing that happened in the U.S.

what if i told you The U.S. media is more likely to cover a bombing that happened in the U.S.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Shit you thought as a child isn't amusing.

what if i told you Shit you thought as a child isn't amusing.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you You can be against cruelty to animals without posting pictures of animal cruelty!

what if i told you You can be against cruelty to animals without posting pictures of animal cruelty!  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you by boycotting chick-fil-a You are not better than those who boycotted oreos

what if i told you by boycotting chick-fil-a 
You are not better than those who boycotted oreos  Matrix Morpheus
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