Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you It doesn't matter if you microwave a bag of popcorn upside-down

what if i told you It doesn't matter if you microwave a bag of popcorn upside-down  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you can fap without fapping

what if i told you you can fap without fapping  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Not everything fantasy, sci-fi or animated is for kids

what if i told you Not everything fantasy, sci-fi or animated is for kids  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you the name "Neo" is an anagram for the "one"

what if i told you the name

what if i told you my brother has a ghillie suit and a helicopter

what if i told you my brother has a ghillie suit and a helicopter  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you The towels above your toilet bask in poop fumes

what if i told you The towels above your toilet bask in poop fumes  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you everything tastes like chicken

what if i told you everything tastes like chicken   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that we were eskimo brothers...

what if i told you that we were eskimo brothers...  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Saying You'll move to canada if obama wins is a bad idea because they're more progressive than us

what if i told you Saying You'll move to canada if obama wins is a bad idea because they're more progressive than us  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you shaving my body hair has nothing to do with my sexuality

what if i told you shaving my body hair has nothing to do with my sexuality  Matrix Morpheus
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