Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you there is a world where people don't correct your spelling to look smart.

what if i told you there is a world where people don't correct your spelling to look smart.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you That liking bacon makes you neither cool nor interesting

what if i told you That liking bacon makes you neither cool nor interesting  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you both of these pills are date rape drugs

what if i told you both of these pills are date rape drugs  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you i would go onto r/facebookdelusion if I wanted to see your face book conversations

what if i told you i would go onto r/facebookdelusion if I wanted to see your face book conversations  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you using emoji doesn't make you look cooler

what if i told you using emoji doesn't make you look cooler  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you You can be an atheist without being a dick about it

what if i told you You can be an atheist without being a dick about it  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Your facebook status about a popular news media story doesn't make you a civil rights activist.

what if i told you Your facebook status about a popular news media story doesn't make you a civil rights activist.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you r/spacedicks was real life and the rest of us are still in the matrix

what if i told you r/spacedicks was real life and the rest of us are still in the matrix  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you I already knew gas used to cost 25 cents a gallon?

what if i told you I already knew gas used to cost 25 cents a gallon?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you The boston police shot rounds through civilians' homes and not killing anyone else was just luck

what if i told you The boston police shot rounds through civilians' homes and not killing anyone else was just luck  Matrix Morpheus
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