Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you That chinstrap beard actually draws more attention to your weak jawline than it diverts

what if i told you That chinstrap beard actually draws more attention to your weak jawline than it diverts  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you friendzoning is bullshit because people are not machines that you put kindness coins into until love falls out

what if i told you  friendzoning is bullshit because people are not machines that you put kindness coins into until love falls out  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that douchebags get girls because they aren't afraid to talk to girls

what if i told you that douchebags get girls because they aren't afraid to talk to girls  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you We dont have to run memes into the ground

what if i told you We dont have to run memes into the ground  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you April fools jokes aren't as funny as you think they are

what if i told you April fools jokes aren't as funny as you think they are  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you about greek mythology

what if i told you about greek mythology   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you the disco ball in the lunchroom still works

what if i told you the disco ball in the lunchroom still works  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you the NBA is rigged. And the Heat were not going to win game 4

what if i told you the NBA is rigged. And the Heat were not going to win game 4  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Not every single cat you see in a garbage can was abandoned

what if i told you Not every single cat you see in a garbage can was abandoned  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Deciding what I believe is my job

what if i told you Deciding what I believe is my job  Matrix Morpheus
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