Matrix Morpheus

YO DAWG, WAT IS HAPPENIN' WHAT IF I TELLZ U I'S A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PERSON, OUTSIDE KWIKMEME YO!

YO DAWG, WAT IS HAPPENIN' WHAT IF I TELLZ U I'S A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PERSON, OUTSIDE KWIKMEME YO!  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you yelling at your barking dog is just as annoying as your barking dog

what if i told you you yelling at your barking dog is just as annoying as your barking dog  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Vampires don't sparkle

what if i told you Vampires don't sparkle  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you 1/4 of every adolescent in the swiming pool with you, has herpes?

what if i told you 1/4 of every adolescent in the swiming pool with you, has herpes?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you your partner is a carrier of herpes that shows no symptoms, and you will...

what if i told you your partner is a carrier of herpes that shows no symptoms,  and you will...  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you THE GUY I'M LOOKING AT IS ABOUT TO BE SHOT

what if i told you THE GUY I'M LOOKING AT IS ABOUT TO BE SHOT  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you That true 90's kids were actually born in the 80's

What if I told you That true 90's kids were actually born in the 80's  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that there is more beer in America than just Coors Light?

what if i told you that there is more beer in America than just Coors Light?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you You like Somali chicks

what if i told you You like Somali chicks  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that paul heyman will betray cm punk

what if i told you that paul heyman will betray cm punk  Matrix Morpheus
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