Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you can fight for the rights of groups you don't belong to?

what if i told you you can fight for the rights of groups you don't belong to?   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you not everybody is from america

what if i told you not everybody is from america  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you weed is easy enough to get without it being legal

what if i told you weed is easy enough to get without it being legal  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Grade A italian vagina tastes like chicken

what if i told you Grade A italian vagina tastes like chicken  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you potato

what if i told you potato
  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you That mac production lines are being replaced with robots, not americans

what if i told you That mac production lines are being replaced with robots, not americans  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you all colleges tell their students not to masturbate in the showers

what if i told you all colleges tell their students not to masturbate in the showers  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Morpheus never says "What if i told you" in the Matrix

what if i told you Morpheus never says

what if i told you Nobody cares how hungover you are

what if i told you Nobody cares how hungover you are  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you don't have to go to colorado to smoke weed

what if i told you you don't have to go to colorado to smoke weed  Matrix Morpheus
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