Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Bacon isn't that good

what if i told you Bacon isn't that good  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you TO BLOW THE GRIP

what if i told you TO BLOW THE GRIP  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Digiorno doesn't taste a damn thing like delivery?

what if i told you Digiorno doesn't taste a damn thing like delivery?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you should be working at work

what if i told you you should be working at work  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you finals week is basically the same as any other week

what if i told you finals week is basically the same as any other week  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you your girlfriend isn't overly attached, you've just got commitment and vulnerability issues?

what if i told you your girlfriend isn't overly attached, you've just got commitment and vulnerability issues?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that you can blow your nose without honking it

what if i told you that you can blow your nose without honking it  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that you are about to be shot in the face

what if i told you that you are about to be shot in the face  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Girls don't actually like dick pics

what if i told you Girls don't actually like dick pics  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that people don't think saying "calm down" will actually calm you down, they just want you to know that you're acting like a child

what if i told you that people don't think saying
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