Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you the day after it would all be forgotten

what if i told you the day after it would all be forgotten  Matrix Morpheus

what if i hold you down and beat the shit out of you

what if i hold you down and beat the shit out of you  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Morpheus never says "what if i told you" in the matrix

what if i told you Morpheus never says

what if i told you your "weed salad" loses potency over time

what if i told you your

what if i told you hashtags do nothing on facebook

what if i told you hashtags do nothing on facebook  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Han Solo actually shot first

what if i told you Han Solo actually shot first  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Its going to be really fucking cold in 2 weeks.

what if i told you Its going to be really fucking cold in 2 weeks.   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you coffee can be made at home

what if i told you coffee can be made at home  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you have a fucking driveway?

what if i told you you have a fucking driveway?   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you krillin has no nose

what if i told you krillin has no nose  Matrix Morpheus
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