Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you men can be chivalrous not because they think your hot or ugly but because they want to be nice

what if i told you men can be chivalrous not because they think your hot or ugly but because they want to be nice  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you the far lane is no longer the fast lane. It is now every other lane.

what if i told you the far lane is no longer the fast lane. It is now every other lane.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Spoilers have been out since 2000 when the book was published

what if i told you Spoilers have been out since 2000 when the book was published  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you half of America thinks you are an idiot.

What if I told you half of America thinks you are an idiot.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Colin Kaepernick would take the 49ers to the super bowl?

what if i told you Colin Kaepernick would take the 49ers to the super bowl?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you told me that before

what if i told you you told me that before  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Bob Marley's no woman no cry wasn't about not having a girlfriend

what if i told you Bob Marley's no woman no cry wasn't about not having a girlfriend  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you 4chan makes better memes than rage maker

what if i told you 4chan makes better memes than rage maker  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you no one cares about your superior grammar skills

what if i told you no one cares about your superior grammar skills  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Preuss isn't any better than your local high school

what if i told you Preuss isn't any better than your local high school   Matrix Morpheus
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