Matrix Morpheus

What if i told you you can have reese's for breakfast?

What if i told you you can have reese's for breakfast?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you A condom isn't only to protect her

what if i told you A condom isn't only to protect her  Matrix Morpheus

what if you tell me

what if you tell me   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you theres no need to worry about bcaas, just shut up and lift asshats

what if i told you theres no need to worry about bcaas, just shut up and lift asshats  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you I eat random stray dogs

what if i told you I eat random stray dogs  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you You have no haters. You're just a delusional asshole.

what if i told you You have no haters.  You're just a delusional asshole.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that most advice animals are just reposts with just enough rewording to make it seem original

what if i told you that most advice animals are just reposts with just enough rewording to make it seem original  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that I never say "what if I told you" in the movie?

what if i told you that I never say

what if i told you That most of what you post on here has nothing to do with disproving the existence of god

what if i told you That most of what you post on here has nothing to do with disproving the existence of god  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you You never have to lift the seat up

what if i told you You never have to lift the seat up  Matrix Morpheus
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