Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Tailgating doesn't make people drive faster

what if i told you Tailgating doesn't make people drive faster  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Morgan Freeman is an actor and you like him because of the roles he plays, not his natural character

what if i told you Morgan Freeman is an actor and you like him because of the roles he plays, not his natural character  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you the three day rule is fucking stupid and the girl will lose interest

what if i told you the three day rule is fucking stupid and the girl will lose interest  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you all those times you spent playing video games, you could of been getting laid?

what if i told you all those times you spent playing video games, you could of been getting laid?   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that just because you make a gif out of a video doesn't mean it's not a repost

what if i told you that just because you make a gif out of a video doesn't mean it's not a repost  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Simply being in the military does not make you a hero

what if i told you Simply being in the military does not make you a hero  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you fat people and smokers already know how unhealthy it is and don't need you to tell them

what if i told you fat people and smokers already know how unhealthy it is and don't need you to tell them  Matrix Morpheus

Some of these rules can be bent. Others can be broken Up down left right A+Start

Some of these rules can be bent. Others can be broken Up down left right A+Start  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you the entire of reddit is just one big circlejerk

What if I told you the entire of reddit is just one big circlejerk  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that lots of places have volatile weather

what if i told you that lots of places have volatile weather  Matrix Morpheus
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