Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you pressing the elevator button repeatedly won't make it come any faster

what if i told you pressing the elevator button repeatedly won't make it come any faster  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you can own a race horse and be a humble and empathetic person too

what if i told you you can own a race horse and be a humble and empathetic person too  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you making everything into haikus is not cool

what if i told you making everything into
haikus is not cool  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that you are a slave neo

what if i told you that you are a slave neo  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that you'd enjoy trees more if you didn't smoke them every day

what if i told you that you'd enjoy trees more if you didn't smoke them every day  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Something doesn't have to be new to be good or funny

what if i told you Something doesn't have to be new to be good or funny  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you job drug tests are illegal where I live

what if i told you job drug tests are illegal where I live  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you you can start a new job without telling everybody

What if I told you you can start a new job without telling everybody  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you reddit is a microcosm of society, so we'll agree and disagree

what if i told you reddit is a microcosm of society, so we'll agree and disagree  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you You have full control of you brain and you're just bad at social interaction.

what if i told you You have full control of you brain  and you're just bad at social interaction.  Matrix Morpheus
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