Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you The hash & weed we got here is so good we only have to smoke joints

what if i told you The hash & weed we got here is so good we only have to smoke joints  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you No one hangs out with you because you're a bitch

what if i told you No one hangs out with you because you're a bitch  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you reddit is about to be overrun by pictures of cats in bread

what if i told you reddit is about to be overrun by pictures of cats in bread  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you That you are the scientist

what if i told you That you are the scientist  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you If your article isn't on my desk in an hour, you're fired

what if i told you If your article isn't on my desk in an hour, you're fired  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you having an SLR camera won't make you a better photographer

what if i told you having an SLR camera won't make you a better photographer  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you're not curvy, just fat

what if i told you you're not curvy, just fat  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you there no way to adapt this mobius code

what if i told you there no way to adapt this mobius code  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you the point of r/wtf is to gross you out so you upvote and not downvote because it grosses you out

what if i told you the point of r/wtf is to gross you out so you upvote and not downvote because it grosses you out  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you being ugly does not mean someone is rapey

what if i told you being ugly does not mean someone is rapey  Matrix Morpheus
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