Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that threatening to fuck up my current relationship won't make me want get back with you

what if i told you that threatening to fuck up my current relationship won't make me want get back with you  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Europeans aren't the only ones who haven't eaten at chick-fil-A

what if i told you Europeans aren't the only ones who haven't eaten at chick-fil-A  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you some guys like big girls, but not that big

what if i told you some guys like big girls, but not that big  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you complaining about circlejerks is just as annoying as the actual circlejerks

What if I told you complaining about circlejerks is just as annoying as the actual circlejerks  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you 2012 is really the kitten apocalypse

what if i told you 2012 is really the kitten apocalypse  Matrix Morpheus

what i if told you you read the top caption wrong.

what i if told you you read the top caption wrong.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Summer doesn't end until september

what if i told you Summer doesn't end until september   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you life is just a game of seduction

what if i told you life is just a game of seduction  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you what's cuter than the cutest cat Any dog

what if i told you what's cuter than the cutest cat Any dog
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what if i told you That the internet has already taught us all of this and much, much, more

what if i told you That the internet has already taught us all of this and much, much, more   Matrix Morpheus
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