Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you ASICS are late shipping because the company is mining with them right now.

what if i told you ASICS are late shipping because the company is mining with them right now.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you That saying that you could care less means that you still care

what if i told you That saying that you could care less means that you still care  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you In a debate both sides can be wrong.

what if i told you In a debate both sides can be wrong.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you asians can be stupid as well

what if i told you asians can be stupid as well  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you We only bring attention to how quiet you are because we want you to speak more often

what if i told you We only bring attention to how quiet you are because we want you to speak more often  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you there's more to life than getting fucked up every night

what if i told you there's more to life than getting fucked up every night  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you That nsfw is for marking everything that shouldn't be viewed in the office

what if i told you That nsfw is for marking everything that shouldn't be viewed in the office  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Your girlfriend never actually said that

what if i told you Your girlfriend never actually said that  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you opening your can of pop slowly makes no less noise

what if i told you opening your can of pop slowly makes no less noise  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Nobody wants to hear about the massive shit your baby had or how badly it smelled.

what if i told you Nobody wants to hear about the massive shit your baby had or how badly it smelled.  Matrix Morpheus
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