Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you i don't give a fuck how many fucks you give

what if i told you i don't give a fuck how many fucks you give  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you Knowing the correct their/there/they're doesn't make you a grammar expert.

What if I told you Knowing the correct their/there/they're doesn't make you a grammar expert.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Douchebag guys are not machines you can put sex coins into until kindness falls out?

what if i told you Douchebag guys are not machines you can put sex coins into until kindness falls out?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you benghazi muslim and ordinary muslim man are the same meme

what if i told you benghazi muslim and ordinary muslim man are the same meme  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you're only in the friendzone because you never make a move

what if i told you you're only in the friendzone because you never make a move  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you Just because i'm mad at the game, it doesn't mean i want to stop playing

What if I told you Just because i'm mad at the game, it doesn't mean i want to stop playing  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you i don't care about reposts nearly as much as you care about me caring about reposts?

what if i told you i don't care about reposts nearly as much as you care about me caring about reposts?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Waking up in the afternoon will make it harder to sleep at night

what if i told you Waking up in the afternoon will make it harder to sleep at night  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that I don't care who or what's on your money?

what if i told you that I don't care who or what's on your money?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you the friend zone is a stepping stone to romance built on mutual trust and respect

what if i told you the friend zone is a stepping stone to romance built on mutual trust and respect  Matrix Morpheus
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