Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you being paid makes you a professional?

what if i told you being paid makes you a professional?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Simply abolishing the legal standing of marriage would be fair for all?

what if i told you Simply abolishing the legal standing of marriage would be fair for all?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you ELO Hell exists

what if i told you ELO Hell exists   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you something really obvious

what if i told you something really obvious  Matrix Morpheus

What if i told you That the berks meme isn't actually that hard to read

What if i told you That the berks meme isn't actually that hard to read  Matrix Morpheus

Now do you believe? That we should audit the FED?

Now do you believe? That we should audit the FED?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you your breakfast is real, you just blended it?

what if i told you your breakfast is real, you just blended it?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you My dog is male. But you now have permission to sleep with my bitch whore of a daughter.

what if i told you My dog is male. But you now have permission to sleep with my bitch whore of a daughter.   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you there have been worse calls in more important games

what if i told you there have been worse calls in more important games  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you There is no mention of Angels having wings in the bible

what if i told you There is no mention of Angels having wings in the bible  Matrix Morpheus
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