Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you I'm not Samuel L. Jackson

what if i told you I'm not Samuel L. Jackson  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you complaining about all the 90's post is just as bad, as all the 90's posts

what if i told you complaining about all the 90's post is just as bad, as all the 90's posts  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you 5 hour energy is just caffeine with a few added chemicals to extend the caffeine life in your body

what if i told you 5 hour energy is just caffeine with a few added chemicals to extend the caffeine life in your body  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you weed will free your mind

what if i told you weed
will free your mind  Matrix Morpheus

Ima pop a cap in yo azz

Ima pop a cap in yo azz  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Facebook and twitter don't care what you had for lunch

what if i told you Facebook and twitter don't care what you had for lunch  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you It's only a joke and not meant to be taken literally?

what if i told you It's only a joke and not meant to be taken literally?  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you not everyone you talk to wants to fuck you

What if I told you not everyone you talk to wants to fuck you  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you You read meme this in my voice?

what if i told you You read meme this in my voice?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you americans visit reddit more than any other demographic

what if i told you americans visit reddit more than any other demographic  Matrix Morpheus
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