Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you wouldn't have these problems if you didn't date douchebags

what if i told you you wouldn't have these problems if you didn't date douchebags  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Police work is only dangerous to non-police?

what if i told you Police work is only dangerous to non-police?  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you Carly Rae Jepsen never gave her number to a guy?

What if I told you Carly Rae Jepsen never gave her number to a guy?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you making a witty post about the shooting is not acceptable right now, but will be in a day or two?

what if i told you making a witty post about the shooting is not acceptable right now, but will be in a day or two?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Once you click up or down vote, you cannot take that vote away

what if i told you Once you click up or down vote, you cannot take that vote away  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you electing obama or romney will not make anything better

what if i told you electing obama or romney will not make anything better  Matrix Morpheus

What if i told you You CAN make a hoe a housewife

What if i told you You CAN make a hoe a housewife  Matrix Morpheus

If you take the red zone, you wake up tomorrow with 140 points You take the yellow zone, you stay in wonderland and get 190 points

If you take the red zone, you wake up tomorrow with 140 points You take the yellow zone, you stay in wonderland and get 190 points  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you A dichotomy is not a democracy?

what if i told you  A dichotomy is not a democracy?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you your mother loves my donkey dick?

what if i told you your mother loves my donkey dick?  Matrix Morpheus
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