Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you You don't need swag if you use your brains?

what if i told you You don't need swag if you use your brains?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you I have no desire to hear about how your life is going

what if i told you I have no desire to hear about how your life is going  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you I don't care about cleverbot's opinion on who tobi is

what if i told you I don't care about cleverbot's opinion on who tobi is  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that there is a chuck e. cheese video game

what if i told you that there is a chuck e. cheese video game  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you reddit has always been a dick to fat people

what if i told you reddit has always been a dick to fat people  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you mini kegs are box wine for men

what if i told you mini kegs are 
box wine for men  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you people aren't passing you over for employment because you have tattoos, but because yours represent irresponsible things not conducive to holding a job for very long

what if i told you people aren't passing you over for employment because you have tattoos, but because yours represent irresponsible things not conducive to holding a job for very long  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you next 30 comments get gold

what if i told you next 30 comments get gold  Matrix Morpheus

How about we don't talk about it?

How about we don't talk about it?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you they paint those lines on the lot for a reason

what if i told you they paint those lines on the lot for a reason  Matrix Morpheus
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