Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you don't have to wash your whole ass but you do have to wash your asshole

what if i told you you don't have to wash your whole ass 
but you do have to wash your asshole  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Morpheus never says this

what if i told you Morpheus never 
says this  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you being broke isn't the same as being cheap

what if i told you being broke isn't the same as being cheap  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you i've seen all these memes already

what if i told you i've seen all these memes already  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you the obligatory omg front page edit isn't obligatory

what if i told you the obligatory omg front page edit isn't obligatory  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you George Stromboulopolous is going to be on CNN

what if i told you George Stromboulopolous is going to be on CNN  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that sometimes children throw tantrums. Judge all you want. SOmetimes children throw tantrums.

what if i told you that sometimes children throw tantrums. Judge all you want. SOmetimes children throw tantrums.   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you the left lane is for passing

what if i told you the left lane is for passing  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you we can both turn left at the same time

what if i told you we can both turn left at the same time  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you complaining about r/atheism is almost as annoying as r/atheism

what if i told you complaining about r/atheism is almost as annoying as r/atheism  Matrix Morpheus
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