Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that you're Keaneu Reeves and there's someone pointing a gun at you

what if i told you that you're Keaneu Reeves and there's someone pointing a gun at you  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you That I'm an art student and I'm straight?

what if i told you That I'm an art student and I'm straight?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that you're an aging whiny douche playing a clearchannel pop music festival?

what if i told you that you're an aging whiny douche playing a clearchannel pop music festival?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you intoxication is a terrible excuse for acting stupid

what if i told you intoxication is a terrible excuse for acting stupid  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you I'm just keeping everything inside and hoping for the best

What if I told you I'm just keeping everything inside and hoping for the best  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you they were never lost

What if I told you they were never lost  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you keeping a job will be even harder than finding a job

what if i told you keeping a job will be even harder than finding a job   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that you can be religious and believe in science?

what if i told you that you can be religious and believe in science?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Not eveyone posts for karma

what if i told you Not eveyone posts for karma  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you There's more posts complaining about Diablo 3 posts than there are Diablo 3 posts

What if I told you There's more posts complaining about Diablo 3 posts than there are Diablo 3 posts  Matrix Morpheus
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