Matrix Morpheus

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what if i told you

what if i told you In a parallel universe spurs still finish 5th.

what if i told you In a parallel universe spurs still finish 5th.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you whenever you use this meme you sound like a douchebag

what if i told you whenever you use this meme you sound like a douchebag  Matrix Morpheus

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what if i told you My mind is still intact?

what if i told you My mind is still intact?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i sold you into slavery

what if i sold you into slavery  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that dunkin' donuts sells donuts

what if i told you that dunkin' donuts sells donuts  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you the notion that you'll get away with this is an illusion created by your brain

What if I told you the notion that you'll get away with this is an illusion created by your brain  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you this world existed before you were born

what if i told you this world existed before you were born  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you I've never laughed at this meme

what if i told you I've never laughed at this meme  Matrix Morpheus
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