Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you many of the girls on reddit are also neckbeards

what if i told you many of the girls on reddit are also neckbeards  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that scotty does not operate the trasporters

what if i told you that scotty does not operate the trasporters  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that memes are cultural analogues to genes in that they self-replicate, mutate and respond to selective pressures.

what if i told you that memes are cultural analogues to genes in that they self-replicate, mutate and respond to selective pressures.  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you The line is "Boy, that escalated quickly" and not "Well, that escalated quickly"

What if I told you The line is

what if i told you Unrequited love hurts. You should be more sympathetic to your fellow humans

what if i told you Unrequited love hurts. You should be more sympathetic to your fellow humans  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you're all going to buy the xbox one anyway

what if i told you you're all going to buy the xbox one anyway  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you That no one called the cops and that they posted their confession on reddit-- a site that even members of law enforcement may browse.

what if i told you That no one called the cops and that they posted their confession on reddit-- a site that even members of law enforcement may browse.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you The best way to get lots of link and comment karma is by posting and commenting frequently.

what if i told you The best way to get lots of link and comment karma is by posting and commenting frequently.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you the barista could care less what your name is.. let alone the correct way to spell it.

what if i told you the barista could care less what your name is.. let alone the correct way to spell it.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you i was high when i said that

what if i told you i was high when i said that  Matrix Morpheus
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