Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you blowing up your ex's phone won't help you get her back

what if i told you blowing up your ex's phone won't help you get her back  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you wouldn't need the scooter if you didn't use the scooter

what if i told you you wouldn't need the scooter if you didn't use the scooter  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you It's "arrow in the knee" not "arrow to the knee"

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What if I told you Caking your face in makeup doesn't make you prettier

What if I told you Caking your face in makeup doesn't make you prettier  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you no one gives a fuck about golf

what if i told you no one gives a fuck about golf  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Just because someone says they're a Muslim doesn't make them a Muslim

what if i told you Just because someone says they're a Muslim doesn't make them a Muslim  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Looking older does not mean you look uglier

what if i told you Looking older does not mean you look uglier  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you YOU CAN BUY PANTS THAT COVER YOUR WHOLE ASS

what if i told you YOU CAN BUY PANTS THAT COVER YOUR WHOLE ASS  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you An ipad costs less than most laptops

what if i told you An ipad costs less than most laptops  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you politicians only suck because voters suck even more

what if i told you politicians only suck because voters suck even more  Matrix Morpheus
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