Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you When you're done wit the pizza, you throw the box away?

what if i told you When you're done wit the pizza, you throw the box away?  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you you can drive a truck and not be a douchebag

What if I told you you can drive a truck and not be a douchebag   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you it's human nature to 'need to know' everything

what if i told you it's human nature to 'need to know' everything  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you r/adviceanimals is the food-bank of karma

what if i told you r/adviceanimals is the food-bank of karma  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you just because you're an atheist doesn't mean you have to make fun of people who are Christian?

what if i told you just because you're an atheist doesn't mean you have to make fun of people who are Christian?   Matrix Morpheus

what i if told you you read the top line wrong

what i if told you you read the top line wrong  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you were conceived by your parents having sex no matter when your mom's birthday is

what if i told you you were conceived by your parents having sex no matter when your mom's birthday is  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you Nothing your parents told you about politics will make sense until you're about 30

What if I told you Nothing your parents told you about politics will make sense until you're about 30  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you i fondle you when you're in the matrix. Every time, Neo.

what if i told you i fondle you when you're in the matrix. Every time, Neo.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that you're going to regret listeneng to Justin bieber when you grow up

what if i told you that you're going to regret listeneng to Justin bieber when you grow up  Matrix Morpheus
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