Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Reddit isn't the best place for relationship advice

what if i told you Reddit isn't the best place for relationship advice  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you That saying "Swag" Doesn"t make you "swag"

what if i told you That saying

what if i told you with these sunglasses on, i can look at women's cleavage without it being awkward

what if i told you with these sunglasses on, i can look at women's cleavage without it being awkward  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you as someone who works in an office environment 35 out of the 40 hours I work I spend on social media sites

what if i told you as someone who works in an office environment 35 out of the 40 hours I work I spend on social media sites  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you some people like jersey shore because they live drama-free lives

what if i told you some people like jersey shore because they live drama-free lives  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you no one wants to see a grainy close up shot of your vagina

what if i told you no one wants to see a grainy close up shot of your vagina  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Selling knives could actually make you a better person

what if i told you Selling knives could actually make you a better person  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you i saw this shit 2 months ago

what if i told you i saw this shit 2 months ago  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you wearing a giant sorority shirt makes you look neither attractive nor intelligent

what if i told you wearing a giant sorority shirt makes you look neither attractive nor intelligent  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you woody is really zeus

what if i told you woody is really zeus  Matrix Morpheus
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