Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you The punchline to every Bad luck Brian post didn't have to be "breaks penis."

what if i told you The punchline to every Bad luck Brian post didn't have to be

what if i told you the Jeopardy Theme Song is really I'm a Little Teapot?

what if i told you the Jeopardy Theme Song is really I'm a Little Teapot?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Pretending to wash your hands takes just as long as actually washing them

what if i told you Pretending to wash your hands takes just as long as actually washing them  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you SHIFT+F3 alters the case of the selected text

what if i told you SHIFT+F3 alters the case of the selected text  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you None of these "first posts" are actually "first Posts"

what if i told you None of these

what if i told you Speed limit signs posted on private roads sometimes read weird numbers to get the attention of speeders

what if i told you Speed limit signs posted on private roads sometimes read weird numbers to get the attention of speeders  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you're just sheeple in a different herd

what if i told you you're just sheeple in a different herd  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told myself 2am is not a wise bedtime

what if i told myself 2am is not a wise bedtime  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that the black students want segregated proms even more than the white students do

what if i told you that the black students want segregated proms even more than the white students do  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that "It's on" and "Donkey Kong" don't actually rhyme

what if i told you that
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