Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that i'm actually looking at a girl at gunpoint

what if i told you that i'm actually looking at a girl at gunpoint  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that my daughter does naughty movies

what if i told you that my daughter does naughty movies  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you You Only Have To Read the Bottom Caption

what if i told you You Only Have To Read the Bottom Caption  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you remembering usernames that appear long and confusing are easier than you might think

what if i told you remembering usernames that appear long and confusing are easier than you might think  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you I got jealous of Sam and deleted all the comments.

what if i told you I got jealous of Sam and deleted all the comments.  Matrix Morpheus

Are you trying to tell me that i can delay my pe? No, I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.

Are you trying to tell me that i can delay my pe? No, I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you "Free" stuff is paid for with tax dollars?

what if i told you

what if i told you i don't have anything to hide, i just don't enjoy being watched

what if i told you i don't have anything to hide, i just don't enjoy being watched  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you science is the red pill religion is the blue pill

what if i told you science is the red pill
religion is the blue pill  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that by not killing that criminal, you killed 50 innocent civilians in the future

what if i told you that by not killing that criminal,  you killed 50 innocent civilians in the future  Matrix Morpheus
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