Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you when I get nervous around girls I imagine them taking a massive shit to bring them back down to my level.

what if i told you when I get nervous around girls I imagine them taking a massive shit to bring them back down to my level.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you most Christians are not close minded people

what if i told you most Christians are not close minded people  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you You post your emoticons backwards

what if i told you You post your emoticons backwards  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you yelling at the TV won't make you any better at call of duty

what if i told you yelling at the TV won't make you any better at call of duty  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that making slow internet memes never gets old

what if i told you that making slow internet memes never gets old  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you people didn't go wild killing each other before bible was written

what if i told you people didn't go wild killing each other before bible was written  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Siri is a personal assistant, not a talk-buddy

what if i told you Siri is a personal assistant, not a talk-buddy  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Natural Disasters and Mass Murders Happen Every Fucking Day Around The World, And You're Simply Paying More Attention This Week

what if i told you Natural Disasters and Mass Murders Happen Every Fucking Day Around The World, And You're Simply Paying More Attention This Week   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that no matter how organized your cash is and no matter how certain you are of the total, I still need to count it

what if i told you that no matter how organized your cash is and no matter how certain you are of the total, I still need to count it  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you those people don't care either way

what if i told you those people don't care either way  Matrix Morpheus
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