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Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you using your cell's speaker phone function in the car is no better than holding it to your ear

what if i told you using your cell's speaker phone function in the car is no better than holding it to your ear Matrix Morpheus
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what if i told you statistically you have a 95% chance of failing to create a lifestyle of "living comfortably" by working for someone else for 45 years.

what if i told you statistically you have a 95% chance of failing to create a lifestyle of
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what if i told you everything happens for a reason

what if i told you everything happens for a reason Matrix Morpheus
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what if i told you Y2K stands for "the year 2000"

what if i told you Y2K stands for
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what if i told you The metric system will make your insignificant penis larger, and your minuscule height taller

what if i told you The metric system will make your insignificant penis larger, and your minuscule height taller Matrix Morpheus
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what if i told you the jeopardy theme is really "I'm a little teapot"

what if i told you the jeopardy theme is really
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what if i told you when you say "I could care less" you just said the opposite of what you mean

what if i told you when you say
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what if i told you today is my birthday?

what if i told you today is my birthday? Matrix Morpheus
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what if i told you romeo and shannon doherty didn't go to online college

what if i told you romeo and shannon doherty didn't go to online college Matrix Morpheus
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what if i told you believing in god does not make you a better person

what if i told you believing in god does not make you a better person Matrix Morpheus
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