Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that most racists are republicans but most republicans aren't racists

what if i told you that most racists are republicans but most republicans aren't racists  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you... if your gums bleed while you're at the dentist....you have gum disease

what if i told you... if your gums bleed while you're at the dentist....you have gum disease  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you doing your wash is not a grand statement about existence

what if i told you doing your wash is not a grand statement about existence  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you It doesn't make me feel any better being in the friend zone because 'I can get with her friends' because i want her

What if I told you It doesn't make me feel any better being in the friend zone because 'I can get with her friends' because i want her  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you this shit happens all the time

what if i told you this shit happens all the time  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you attending one semester of college doesn't make you the smartest motherfucker alive

what if i told you attending one semester of college doesn't make you the smartest motherfucker alive  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you riding my ass will actually make me drive slower

what if i told you you riding my ass will actually make me drive slower  Matrix Morpheus

What if there are no misused memes and they only mutate in a way that is analogous to biological evolution

What if there are no misused memes and they only mutate in a way that is analogous to biological evolution  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you there's a message board

what if i told you there's a message board  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you a remix of wlbd might be included with some limited addition copies of the new album?

what if i told you a remix of wlbd might be included with some limited addition copies of the new album?  Matrix Morpheus
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