Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you there is a difference between r/wtf and spacedicks

what if i told you there is a difference between r/wtf and spacedicks  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you didn't have to show your tits to get karma?

what if i told you you didn't have to show your tits to get karma?  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you you don't have to use google maps

What if I told you you don't have to use google maps  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you the "Sheltering suburban Mom" meme isnt an "ignorant christian mom" meme

what if i told you the

what if i told you starting a sentence with what if i told you makes you sound like a douche

what if i told you starting a sentence with what if i told you makes you sound like a douche  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you forcing your toddler to go to the bathroom every 30 min doesn't make them "potty trained"

what if i told you forcing your toddler to go to the bathroom every 30 min doesn't make them

what if i told you Just because someone is nice, it doesn't mean they are a pushover

what if i told you Just because someone is nice, it doesn't mean they are a pushover  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you listing your car on craigslist six times is why I won't even consider buying it

what if i told you listing your car on craigslist six times is why I won't even consider buying it  Matrix Morpheus

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT POTS AND PANS DON'T NEED TO SOAK IN SOAPY WATER FOR TWO DAYS

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT POTS AND PANS DON'T NEED TO SOAK IN SOAPY WATER FOR TWO DAYS  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that you can be a good businessman without being a cold-hearted bastard

what if i told you that you can be a good businessman without being a cold-hearted bastard  Matrix Morpheus
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