Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you it's not called "may the 4th be with you" day

what if i told you it's not called

What if I told you you don't look cool when you're shifting and your whole car shakes

What if I told you you don't look cool when you're shifting and your whole car shakes  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you just because you think i said something in a harsh tone does not diminish what i said at all

what if i told you just because you think i said something in a harsh tone does not diminish what i said at all  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you there are other religions besides Christianity

what if i told you there are other religions besides Christianity   Matrix Morpheus

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU PEOPLE CAN TAKE PICTURES OF THEIR OWN CARS IN FUCKED UP PARKING POSITIONS TO WHORE KARMA

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU PEOPLE CAN TAKE PICTURES OF THEIR OWN CARS IN FUCKED UP PARKING POSITIONS TO WHORE KARMA  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you I look at NSFW links at work

what if i told you I look at NSFW links at work  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that some people actually call their significant other "best friend"

what if i told you that some people actually call their significant other

what if i told you that Tim Burton didn't direct The Nightmare before Christmas

what if i told you that Tim Burton didn't direct The Nightmare before Christmas  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you nobody likes milhouse

what if i told you nobody likes milhouse  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you not every religious person is a closed-minded loud-mouthed bigot like the ones /r/atheism apparently keeps running into

what if i told you not every religious person is a closed-minded loud-mouthed bigot like the ones /r/atheism apparently keeps running into  Matrix Morpheus
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