Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you could post something that isn't about chick-fil-a

what if i told you you could post something that isn't about chick-fil-a  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that being a teenager doesn't make me an immature asshole.

what if i told you that being a teenager doesn't make me an immature asshole.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you I'm really john the baptist

what if i told you I'm really john the baptist  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you Adding a smiley face doesn't make you any less of an asshole?

What if I told you Adding a smiley face doesn't make you any less of an asshole?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Reddit was down......again?

what if i told you Reddit was down......again?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you I don't say "What if I told you" a single time in this movie

what if i told you I don't say

what if i told you that not everyone posts pictures right after taking them

what if i told you that not everyone posts pictures right after taking them   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you That girls with long hair are the only ones that actually care?

what if i told you That girls with long hair are the only ones that actually care?  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you christmas is a pagan holiday

What if I told you christmas is a pagan holiday  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Being a new shit is like being a pledge, but now you can get hit

what if i told you Being a new shit is like being a pledge, but now you can get hit  Matrix Morpheus
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