Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you I don't want a timeline

what if i told you I don't want a timeline   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you the front page is different for everybody

what if i told you the front page is different for everybody  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you You are not the only one

what if i told you You are not the only one  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Dr. Seuss wasn't actually a doctor

what if i told you Dr. Seuss wasn't actually a doctor  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Wanting upvotes on Reddit is the same as wanting likes on Facebook?

what if i told you Wanting upvotes on Reddit is the same as wanting likes on Facebook?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Jesus never claimed to be the son of God, rather the son of Man

what if i told you Jesus never claimed to be the son of God, rather the son of Man  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you I don't care what it's about, I just think it's funny that you ate horse.

what if i told you I don't care what it's about, I just think it's funny that you ate horse.   Matrix Morpheus

Guys, I'm becoming a professional Starcraft player There's no other option

Guys, I'm becoming a professional Starcraft player  There's no other option    Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you if i want to piss standing up, I lift the seat and shut the fuck up about it

what if i told you if i want to piss standing up, I lift the seat and shut the fuck up about it  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you weed is illegal because Nixon wanted to arrest hippies, therefore eliminating public opposition to the war

what if i told you weed is illegal because Nixon wanted to arrest hippies, therefore eliminating public opposition to the war  Matrix Morpheus
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