Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you I would drive safe even if you didn't tell me to

What if I told you I would drive safe even if you didn't tell me to  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that you don't need a to post pictures of your cat to get karma.

what if i told you that you don't need a to post pictures of your cat to get karma.   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that having 1,000 facebook friends doesn't make you popular in real life.

what if i told you that having 1,000 facebook friends doesn't make you popular in real life.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that there's nothing "extra" about Pibb xtra and that it's just Mr. pibb with a new name?

what if i told you that there's nothing

what if i told you Every time Tyler says something nice, there is a glitch in the Matrix.

what if i told you Every time Tyler says something nice, there is a glitch in the Matrix.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Pablo Honey was Radiohead's best album.

what if i told you Pablo Honey was Radiohead's best album.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you exactly who i am?

what if i told you exactly who i am?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you can use this meme for something better than bashing other people.

what if i told you you can use this meme for something better than bashing other people.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that you're not obligated to have an asian girl fetish

what if i told you that you're not obligated to have an asian girl fetish  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that you could stop seeing facebook posts on the front page if you would just stop upvoting them?

what if i told you that you could stop seeing facebook posts on the front page if you would just stop upvoting them?  Matrix Morpheus
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