Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you everyone poops

what if i told you everyone poops  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you if you let your cat wake you up by crawling on your head, you're a loser

what if i told you if you let your cat wake you up by crawling on your head, you're a loser  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you 90's kids are actually a pretty shitty and clearly stuck up generation

what if i told you 90's kids are actually a pretty shitty and clearly stuck up generation  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Bad luck brian was never allergic to peanuts

what if i told you Bad luck brian was never allergic to peanuts  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Karma has no value or meaning

what if i told you Karma has no value or meaning  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you You can unsubscribe to /r/wtf

what if i told you You can unsubscribe to /r/wtf  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you :p or lol is not a very meaningful response

what if i told you :p or lol is not a very meaningful response  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you i have no control over how fast your food cooks

what if i told you i have no control over how fast your food cooks  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you marijuana is not a prerequisite to using hard drugs

what if i told you marijuana is not a prerequisite to using hard drugs  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you not every conservative is a christian

what if i told you not every conservative is a christian  Matrix Morpheus
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